Come and get ur daddy PLEASE

I was browsing around OBC today and lo and behold, look who wants to have a bootycall


Name: BOWLEGGS68
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 180
Eyes: HAZEL
Hair: BLACK
City: MILWAUKEE
State: WI
Ethnicity: Black / African descent
Orientation: Straight
Expectation: Friends first, benefits later

ORLY! GTFOH!!! Are you serious???? Yeah lemme get right on that. Das exactly what I'm looking for! A damn Cat-Daddy! What would make him think that a fine, young tender-roni' such as myself, would be interested???? I guess I gotta Give him an 'A' for effort. Talking about his expectations are "Friends first, benefits later". What da hell kinda benefits? Social Security? Medicare? He is killing me softly with that pank ass(what is that rayon? silk?)short set. I bet you 2 Crispy Ranch Snack Wraps(no lettuce, extra ranch)that he has on some sort of slip-n-slides on with no socks. Y/N? I'm too dead that this shyt right here. Well put me in my casket and bury me a G!!! I'm done!

P.S. If you reading this, Mr. Old Dude, if u wanna come by in your El Dorado and share your Meals on Wheels lunch with me, I guess that would be cool. It's better than what I have going on currently.