Too Much???

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I just had a ignorant convo with sum miscellaneous ass dude over on YKYDAW and basically he said that my bio on here is "too much". What about someone's life constitutes as being "too much"? I mean if that's who I am and I don't mind letting you know, then what's the problem? I posed that same question to dude and he was like "That's too much all at once.". Soooooooo what ur saying is me being me is too much. He's so sick that not only am I mixed...but I like chicks..annnnnd I need meds from time to time. Damn! I can only be one or two at a time. This nicca done put a limit on my life! Ummmm shyt, I be tryna to know more than that about a person. I wish folks would let u know all they biz b4 u have any kind of relationship. Then that way u can choose if u wanna deal with they ass. Maybe that's just the natural nosiness in me.

I feel like folks should stop being who they aren't, and never will be, and start being and owning up to themselves. Being urself is a wonderful thing.

P.S...Thank you City

P.P.S. Only homosexuals spell boy like "boi"...I'm just saying.

Back to my old tricks.....

O.K. I know that I said I was closing down all my social sites. Wellllll, I didn't. I kept one open. Which one u may ask. Nunna yo business! LOL!!!

But check out this lovely right here




Toeman3
Membership: GOLD Member
Last Login: online now
Joined On: December 22, 2008
Age/Gender: 38 year old Man
Location: Windsor , ON Canada
Height: 5'8"
Body Type: Athletic
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Race: Black, Native American
Religion: Spiritual
Languages:
Income: $75-100K
Profession: Transportation
Status: Tell you later

Not so bad. Huh?

Wait for it.....Wait for it.....



Bwaaaaahaaaahaaaa......I see you Canada, I see you!



One more..just cause he is such a beauty



**sanging** And beauty is his naaaaaaaame!

Who in the El DeBarge hell does this dude think he is? It's 2009! CUT THAT SHYT OFFA YO HEAD! Stoney Jackson, my address is 227 looking ass dude. And then he wants folks to know that, "And yes this is my real pic.". I would hope so. Cause I'm so sure aint nobody went trolling the innanet for pics to use on a site and they chose these. I'm straight on all that. I'm going back to sleep now, this nonsense is making my head hurt worse.

Dry as HALE around this camp.....

Y'all miss me yet??

Don't worry. I'm still breathing. Just don't have shyt to really talk about.

I got a new gig working for some government housing program. I'm working in the rental office. Lots of paperwork and coon ass tenants. Had a guy walking around the 2nd floor the other day with a damn gun! I politely hid out in the underground parking area until all was clear.**Please don't tell the crazies in my buildings my hiding spot**

Went to the casino last night with Mr. Smoke and Mirrors, the dynamic duo(Toya and Ronica), and Ronica's cuz Nikki. We were attempting to go to the wack ass comedy show but, when we got there it was sold out. So off to give the damn indians my money. It wasn't so bad. I pretty much broke even. Le sigh..... I did see my cuz in the casino. She was mugging the hale outta me. I think she was mad cause I don't really talk to her much anymore and I was out(looking hawt to def)without her. I'm not mad at her or nuthing. She just was having to many problems and I can't always sit there and listen to folks complaints about their fucked up situations. I have my own. So I told her I'm taking a break. It's been about 2 months now. And I'm still taking a break.

Quick updates

I cut my hair some more
Lil Boy done went bonkers(more on that later)
I'm still not talking to the chick that was fooling around with Lil Boy's pappy
I think that I have lost my best friend to her new guy(more on that later)
I've been dating an **ahem** older gentleman


That's it..I guess...I'll come back sometime this week and share a lil more.

Oh yeah. This is totally off subject but, Chris Brown handed Rihanna the foo-flops! When will chicks learn to stay outta dudes phones???? Jealousy is a mutha phucka...mmmmmmmm....mmmmmmmm

Late as usual...

Happy New Years and all that jazz!

So far in 2009 the onliest thang I have done is smoke illegals and go to the grocery store with Mr. Smoke&Mirrors. My hair has been standing up on my head since the 31st and I don't care. Well I guess I better care today since I gotta go to the slave camp tomorrow.

X-mas was wack. Lil Boy gave me a cat calendar, GRE-AAAAAAT. But he's 9 so what do I expect. I went and hit up the 1/2 price sales on the day after X-mas and replenished my perfume supply. So Merry fucking X-mas to me.

I have already banished a person from my realm for the new year. I'm already a sad kinda person to begin with and I'll be damned if I wanna sit up and hear you complain about how much money YOU don't have. See the thing is, dude was like locked up for a week and is trying to "get it up", y'all know what I'm saying and if you don't let me know and we can have a private conversation. So while he's used to having XYZ in his pocket he now only has XY and I ain't trying here no nicca sang the blues about some damn money. I told dude he should see how my ass be shucking and jiving on Fridays when I get my lil paycheck. He just straight shitted on my paycheck. He was like $ ain't shit..I make $ in an hour. I just told dude to call me when he was in a better mood. But I got a trick for that ass, I'm changing my number tomorrow. Sooo...ummmm...good luck with that phone call.

I have also pretty much closed all my social website memberships down. No more MySpace, OBC, BlackPlanet and the such. Tired of meeting the same kinda niccas and broads all the time. And me thinks that some undesirables that I used to associate with had been going though my friends lists and talking to plenty of dudes that I used to talk to. Tack-Kay!!! Oh well, my dinner and ur doggy bag. So, I just cut that water smooth the fuck off.

I guess that's it for now. It's a new year and hopefully a new me. Let's see where this goes.

It's True...I spoke on it...

I'll be damned!!! Mr. Smoke and Mirrors really does have heroin on his dack!!!

Lemme tell y'all what happened. Now I may not have all the finer details down pat but, you'll get the gist of the situation. This was told to me over sum illegals so lets see if I get the story right. If I don't Mr. Smoke and Mirrors will correct me in the comments, I'm sure.

Well to sum it up, Mr. Smoke and Mirrors went to the chick's house, who I must say seems quite the Amazon of women(6'2) and smoked with her and her brother. Said brother left and they fucked.

Wellllllllll in the morning, they woke up giving each other the googly eyes and shyt. Him thinking that they were gonna get it cracking again. Her, well, ummmm..ion thank she was giving him the googly eye. This bitch was having a damn seizure!!!

She took a kamikaze leap to the floor(Mr. S&M words, not mine)and got to shaking and shyt. On her way to the floor she must have hit her head on sumthing and got a big ass gash and was bleeding like a stuck pig. This is where it gets funny to me. All this is going on and Mr. S&M is bucket-naked! He's running around in a damn silly ass circle with his meat hanging out. He was worried that the chick's brother would come back down and catch his narrow naked ass standing over the bleeding chick and think the worst. He wreastles with her to turn her over, remember she's an Amazon and Mr. S&M is, as Thunda can say, skinty. So he gets a pillow under her head and called 911. They took the poor girl to the hospital. He had to sit there with her family and answer 1,001 questions about what had happened. I wonder if he told them the truth, that he sprinkles heroin on his dack. Cause that must be what happened. I refuse to believe that he doesn't after this episode. The truth shall set u free Mr. Smoke and Mirrors. The truth shall set u free.

This Nicca aint shyt!

I.CAN'T.STAND.LITTLE BOY'S.DADDY!!!! AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGG! Every time I talk to this fool his antics piss me off more and more. He is a fucking buffoon and he likes to give off the illusion that he isn't. Ladies do not be fooled my this jack ass.

Lemme pose a scenario to you all....

I had a baby with my best-friends ex cut buddy. Majority of they cutting was in high school. Maybe an episode or 2 while grown(19-20 y/o). Me and him were in a quasi-relationship. Well that is until I got knocked up and he changed. Basically he thought he was gonna live with me and not contribute. Ummmmmm....N-O! Me and my friend both thought this nigga wasn't shyt and he could kick rocks since he wasn't taking care of his boy. We were gonna take care of this both with or without his ass.

Fast forward 9 fucking years later and all of a sudden these 2 feel they should be friends again. Ion care about all that. Be friends, nuthing wrong with that. But I know him..y'all know he tryna fuck on her and shyt. Will she fuck him..ion know... Allllls I know is she has yet to share with me that they speak. My thing is, if y'all ain't doing nuthing why y'all being all secretive and shyt? When I did talk to her about it, she said she felt it wasn't a big deal enough to tell me. Well, if one of y'all baby daddies start calling me and shyt imma let u know cause I don't want no shyt later on down the road.

Am I bugging????

What was ur worst...

I know I've been away for awhile. Guess I kinda had writers block..or maybe I was just being lazy. Actually Imma blame all the folks over at YKYDAW for me being lax on here. I'm all on there telling them my biz and leaving y'all out. So i asked my new buncha inna-net frens what to blog about. Sum1, Acolyte i think, said the worst sex ever...well don't be expected sum long drawn out story..Bad sex=quick. But here it goes..

I had been seeing the dude in the bar for a few months...then one night we were pretty much there alone and started talking. Had alot in common...he was kinda cute and he was buying me drinks. So we talked for a few times...he took me out a few times...came by to smoke illegals. Doing pretty good.

UNTIL....

OH MY GAWD! I finally let dude hit it and well...I still don't think we actually had sex. Sex means that the penis actually goes in the vagina. Right? Right? Well if we're going offa that, we never phucked. And his face game was even worse. How da hell is ur mouth cold. Not "let me be sexy with sum ice" cold. Just plain out, this is my normal temperature, cold. UUUUUGHHHH.....I noticed the cold when he kissed me off guard. That's a big NO-No for me. Ion be kissing strangas. But, since he wanted to kiss so.damn.bad. i gave him sumthing to kiss. Big ass mistake! That shyt felt even worse on Miss Kitty...**thinks I shouldn't name my lady parts after my dead granny** UPDATE! Miss Kitty is now to be referred to as TPFKAMK(the pussy formally known as Miss Kitty)!...she was so shocked at the coolness of his mouth that the party was over after that. I just laid there and smoked a blunt and waited for the ride to stop. He was all grunting and sweating like he was putting in work. No sir. Well needless to say we never tried that again. Now I call him BBD-Big Baby Dick-behind his back and we're just frens.

What about y'all worst??? You know I'm nosey....

P.S.-BBD if you ever read this please don't be mad. What I said couldn't possibly be a shock to you. I'm so certain I am not the only one who feels like this about you. Thats why you got a wife and how she deals with it is beyond me. But I still luv ya. We cool? Right?