Monday, May 18, 2009

Random shyt......

Sum stuff on my mind right now....

I went out for the 1st time alone the other night. It wasn't that bad. Even though I couldn't shake Tony from Houston all nite. At least I had a few free drinks and sum semi-decent conversation. Now that I think about it.....did I really go out by myself if I spent the evening talking to that guy?

Lil Boy had a diabetes test done on Saturday. It was negative. But, we still have to get all the weight he's gained off of him. I bought him a bike and dude won't ride it. I mean what am I supposed to do? Beat his ass cause he won't exercise??? Nah...I really don't think that's what's up...

I got my best friend back. Nuf said!

I had a great conversation with a good black brother over breakfast on Sunday. Sometimes I need to talk to an upwardly mobile young brother just to remember they do still exist.

I read two books this week. Mama Black Widow by Iceberg Slim and Sharp Objects by Gillian Flynn. I think I got hoed by the dude in Barnes and Noble when I bought those books. He asked my friend I was with if she had their little "member's card". She didn't, she asked if I had one. I told her that I have a Borders member's card. When I got up to the counter to pay for my books, dude didn't even ask me if I wanted to join their lil members club. WTF! U salty dude cause I'm down with Borders??? Really? Anywho...get one of those books. Pretty good reads. And get it from Barnes and Noble. I think they need you right now.

I saw a big fat ass girl fall across the street from my job on Friday. She deserved it. All them damn colors she had on must have made her gravitational pull greater or sumthing. She had on sum lime green leggings, sum sort of shiny silver-y quilted boot type moccasin(whew..that took a lot outta me), and a black and red plaid jacket. Well, as I was watching her come out of the store, she cross the street and as soon as she made it up on the sidewalk..she kinda...just...gave up. She really didn't fall or trip, she just gave up and went down. She sat there for a second and got her big ass up and went on 'bout her business. This dude standing in the doorway of the Cricket store was laughing at her loud as hell. I wanted to laugh too but with me being a public servant now, I didn't think it was right to laugh at a client.

In her face.

I guess that's it. I'll entertain any questions you might have. Leave em in the comments.


It'sJustTheInternetSilly said...

Glad baby boy is okay!

Don't judge my favorite place ever! (Barnes and Noble)

reedwrites said...

Don't give up on the bike, but try something like karate

ROTFL at fat girl falling. I wouldn't have been able to hold it in. My bad. SMH. Snicker. My bad.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ the chick falling on her face! ohhh! good to see u posting :D

Rob said...