Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Players fuck up sometimes too....

I've been so neglectful. I know you all prolly hate me. I kinda figured that out after the 1st couple of "Bitch where u been?" emails. Maybe if I got more comments, instead of emails, I would blog more often...Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Well nuthin too much has been going on. Little Boy started football a few weeks ago. I love my baby y'all but I swear, he is the slowest running little fucker out there on the field. I guess he's having a hard time dragging all that ass he got piled high on his back. LOL! **Dang, maybe I shouldn't be saying that. I don't want any pedophiles googling Little Boy** Lemme tell y'all this shyt right here. I called Little Boy's "father", I use that term veeeeeery loosely, to see if he would cough up the $80 for him to play. I figure out of damn near 9 years, I could get a measly $80. Nope, no dice. He ain't got it. Of course. But, see, when you don't work and don't hustle and all you have the the allowance your new baby momma gives u everyday like sum damn milk money, then I guess you stay broke. Well long story short, Stinkems gave him the money to play. Welllllll, now all of a sudden, Deadbeat wants to come to the games. No problem there. But, it's after the game that we run into issues. You know this fool be tryna come over after the game and fuck. thanks, I'll pass on that. He is soooooo 1999. Im good. Besides, he has yet ANOTHER new baby. When will he learn. I guess all I can say to the new Baby Momma is, "Good luck with that, girl". She's gonna need it.

Lemme see...what else....

Found sum new penis! YES! And it's the greatest!!! Annnnnnnnd he knows his position. We do what we do, and then he takes his ass home. JACKPOT! YAY PENIS! I would tell y'all about some of the escapades but, this ain't that type of blog. Just know that it's scandalous. But, if u want the full details, please send a check or money order to:

4835 North..Yeah right. I ain't that damn stupid. LOL!!!

I guess thats all Boo-Boo Kitty Fucks.

Lemme do sum damn work before somebody figures out I ain't got shyt to do.