Awwwww....I lost a friend

Meh...who cares? Not me of course. Truth be told, she was one sexy ass chick, whose ass I would have loved to wax. Buuuuuuuuuuuuut, she decided she wasn't feeling me. Why, you may ask would she not like the Fantabulous Neverending? Cause I said I wasn't attracted to a mutual friend of ours. Her and dude do what they do. And, I guess the plan was for me to do that with them. But, as for me, nah, I'll pass. Dude is hella cool, he's just not for The Kid.

See, she thinks I'm materialistic/superficial because I have to have a dude with sum swag to em. I mean, gee, a nicca gotta look and smell good cause 1/2 the damn time I have no clue what the nicca is saying(y'all know I'm deafer than a mutherphucker)anyways. And, it's not just the clothes, it's the whole attitude and demeanor. I love a cocky ass dude. I think thats kinda weird cause, I'm quick to tell a nicca he ain't shyt. LOL! But, deep down, I know I love a nicca that thinks he's all that and is. What I can't stand is the dusty, old ass AF1 wearing, neck stretched out on ya white-t, grimy jeans wearing cat that thinks his shat don't stink. I got news fa ya hommie, Ya Aint All That. Trust and believe. I will let it be known. Ur talking to the same chick that was addressing the weed man as Box, as in Dirt Box, one night after the club closed in Iowa. And told him what I was saying too. So my love of everything swagerific runs deep. My hatred for all things dusty and gloomy runs deeper.

I'm trying to raise sum men over here. I can't let my boys see me with just any old rusty, dusty cat that smiles my way. Then, they will think it's o.k. for them to be that way and still be able to pull a decent chick. Nope! Nada! Ain't happening. Big Boy's dad used to dress sooooooooooo nice, not really sure what happened there. Now he's all old and outdated. Hopefully the fact that I always tell Big Boy I ain't thinking about his dusty ass daddy will sink in. Now, Little Boy's father dresses really nice. But, we all know, that he doesn't dress himself. Whoever is dressing him, I say GOOD JOB! Cause, he's come a long way. He used to be that dusty dude. Yeah I know, I had a baby with the nicca. Well, I was young and dumb and called myself "stepping out"(that's what my granny calls it)on Big Boy's dad and got caught up in sum boolshyt. It's ok. Players fuck up. I learned my lesson. I'll never travel down that long, dusty road again.

If ya got that swag, holla at me in the comments!



P.S.
Farewell, lovely light skinned with the big bazungas! We could have made beautiful music together.**drops tear for the butt nekid frenzy that would have ensued, if only I didn't open my big mouth**