You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you....

I just thought it was time to re-introduce you all to my theme song



If you do feel like I'm talking about you, chances are you're ab-so-fuckn-lutely correct. You fucking asshat!!!

P.S. The fact that you need to come read my blog just to keep up with me makes YOU(not my usual readers)a fucking stalker. Get a fucking life or kill yourself. Either would be an improvement. :)