You've changed!

Yeah! CAM has been screaming that shyt lately. I beg to differ buddy boy! You say I've changed cause I have a new job making a few more coins than I was making before. In the words of Biggie, "Mo money, Mo problems". I'm just as broke now as before. Or is it because I won't give you any of my money. See, that's always a sore spot with dudes and me. I have NEVER been the type of chick that just gives her money all free and willy-nilly. Nope! I'm not gonna clothe you. Nope! I'm not gonna put gas in ur car. Nope! I'm not hading out pocket money. Why? Cause I ain't got it, I ain't got it. I have kids. DUH! And for me to put ur needs ahead of my kids, I ain't even gonna be able to do it. See what the problem is, ur used to chicks giving u money and shyt like a damn fool. They prolly got kids too. But the prospect of getting sum dack totally outweighs any common sense they may (or may not) possess. Don't get me wrong, I LOVES THE DACK! But, I aint paying for it. It's really not that serious to me. And I hope ur not thinking that I should be willing to pay for it cause I'm fat. WRONG AGAIN! I'm flyer than a muther phucker! I'm really not sure if you're aware of that. Niccas dig me. I can get sum dack. U better believe it! I'm just not on that right now.

I know ur shyt is kinda phucked up right now. And I feel for you. I truly do. But, I would be more inclined to do something for someone that has done something for me. That has never been the case with us. You don't do shyt for me. So, I in turn, have learned not to do shyt for you. See how that works? Since we've known each other, I have been homeless, lost jobs, lost my grandparents...all kinds of phucked up shyt. And you were NEVER there. NEVER! So yeah, I will always feel some sort of way about that. All you were able to provide me with were games that I didn't want to play and hurt feelings. So I guess you get what you give. You said it best earlier, "Karma's a bitch!". Yes it is CAM, yes it is.

You asked for a blog about you. There you go. Enjoy!

P.s. You know I love you. Just had to let you know that ur shyt indeed stinks!

These kids of mine...

Overheard last night....

Lil boy: Lemme play ur game Big Boy.

Big Boy: Lemme kick you in the nutz.

Lil Boy: How long you gonna let me play the game???

Me: What the fuck kinda shyt is that???!!! Get the hale outta my room with that mess. And Lil Boy you'se a damn fool if you let him kick you in the nutz!!!

Of all things to talk about when I've been gone

**whispers**Mr. Smoke and Mirrors thought he was talking to me on the phone the other day and asked Big Boy if he was ready for dick and blunts!!

Bwwwwhaaahaaaaa

Bwaaahaaaahaaaaa@Big Boy sounding like a 30 y/o woman

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you....

I just thought it was time to re-introduce you all to my theme song



If you do feel like I'm talking about you, chances are you're ab-so-fuckn-lutely correct. You fucking asshat!!!

P.S. The fact that you need to come read my blog just to keep up with me makes YOU(not my usual readers)a fucking stalker. Get a fucking life or kill yourself. Either would be an improvement. :)

A few questions for You...

Sooooo your not talking to me because I'm not in agreement with you getting back with ur abusive boyfriend? My kids can't see your kids because you think they're going to come over here and tell me how you getting ur noodle knocked? Ur mad at me because I care about you and ur children? You got an attitude because I think it's a horrible idea for you to have another child? For 1, you're too old to still be popping babies and for 2, why would you want a baby with that bitch. I'm just saying. Do you really think I'm hating on you because you over there getting black eyes? Do you really think I believe y'all over there BALLIN'(in my Jim Jones voice) and ain't broke and struggling just like me? You must think I'm a fool? He must take me as a joke? You don't know that I know a few folks that know him, do you? Your not aware of his history, are you? Don't you know that abusive men alienate you from your families and friends so they can have total control over you? And, you just over there letting him, right? Have you lost your mind? Do you feel that bad about urself? Do you really feel like you deserve that shit? Aren't you scared? You don't worry about him harming your kids? You must not know that you're showing ur daughters its okay to let a nicca whoop on you and your son that it's cool to whoop chicks as long as the abuser says sorry? Do have a clue as to how silly all of this sounds? You know this makes you look all fucked up to everybody, right?

Don't you know I fear for you?

Don't you know I cry for you?

Don't you know I miss you?

Don't you know I love you?

You're not tryna hear me, are you.............

Pay UP!!!

Awwwwww....look who spent his birfday in jail. LIL BOY'S DADDY!!!


AH-HA Brian Ware!!! Pay ya child support nucca and these things wouldn't happen to you! Karma's a Bitch!!!!!

http://www.inmatesearch.mkesheriff.org/

Click the link and search for Brian Ware.

Am I bogus for putting his name out there like that???

Naaaaaah.....

**Update** He got out. I hear they gave him a personal recognizance bond for the child support. WTF! You trusted him the 1st time to make the child support payments on his own without garnishing his paychecks and he didn't do it. Hence the child support warrants. So now y'all trust him to bring his ass back to court based on his word. Ummm yeah...lemme marinate on that one for a minute.

Minute's up!

Yep! Y'all stupid.

He is so lucky he made me laugh....

I went to Lil Boy's field trip today and Big Boy just so happened to be "on his deathbed" and couldn't go to school today. The field trip was alright. Nuthing too exciting happened. Feel free to check out the pics on FB. The fun began when I got home. Big Boy is gone to the doctor with his dad and I'm surveying the damage of him being home alone all day. Not too bad. Two wet washcloths on the floor in the hallway. But, other than that. Not too bad. So I grab my laptop so I can download the pics from the field trip. I turn it on...it's going through the motions to load or whatever it does...the desktop appears....and there it was



WTF is this??!!?? The file name is: 133897 - Bleach Isane_Kotetsu Kiyone_Kotetsu Kukaku_Shiba Nanao Nemu_Kurotsuchi Orihime Rangiku_Matsumoto Retsu_Unohana Rukia_Kuchiki Soifon Utility_Pole_Spirit Yoruichi.jpg

Ahhhhhh...Bleach. Big Boys favorite weird anime show. This nicca been on my laptop!!! He knows damn well he doesn't touch this thing. I don't want him glancing at the mutha phucka! I click on his lil file and what do I get?????





DA HALE?!?! What is this??? Is this Kiddie Porn y'all??? Fa'real??? Is it? OMG!!! Big Boy is 12, is this the age they look at this kind of stuff.

Anways, after seeing the anime porn, I call Big Boy's dad.

Me: Ask Big Boy why he was on my laptop

Him:(to Big Boy)Yo momma said what wuz you doing on her laptop

Big Boy: My stomach hurts

Me: Ohhhhh..now you sick again. You wasn't sick earlier when you were looking at porn!

Big Boy: I didn't mean to. I was looking for pictures from Bleach and it just popped up and I didn't know what to do so I-

Me: SAVED IT!

Big Boy: No, it saved itself. I didn't kn-

Me: Forget it dude. Just don't be looking at porn on my laptop. I won't delete it though. You might wanna look at it later. Right?

Big Boy: Bye Momma

LOL!! Po thang.

"My stomach hurts."

**dead**


P.S. My scribbling didn't turn out like Mo's. Mine kinda didn't help the situation. Looks like I gave em pasties and big pube bushes. Oh well you get the idea.

P.P.S. On the real, is this considered kiddie porn???