Random shyt......

Sum stuff on my mind right now....

I went out for the 1st time alone the other night. It wasn't that bad. Even though I couldn't shake Tony from Houston all nite. At least I had a few free drinks and sum semi-decent conversation. Now that I think about it.....did I really go out by myself if I spent the evening talking to that guy?

Lil Boy had a diabetes test done on Saturday. It was negative. But, we still have to get all the weight he's gained off of him. I bought him a bike and dude won't ride it. I mean what am I supposed to do? Beat his ass cause he won't exercise??? Nah...I really don't think that's what's up...

I got my best friend back. Nuf said!

I had a great conversation with a good black brother over breakfast on Sunday. Sometimes I need to talk to an upwardly mobile young brother just to remember they do still exist.

I read two books this week. Mama Black Widow by Iceberg Slim and Sharp Objects by Gillian Flynn. I think I got hoed by the dude in Barnes and Noble when I bought those books. He asked my friend I was with if she had their little "member's card". She didn't, she asked if I had one. I told her that I have a Borders member's card. When I got up to the counter to pay for my books, dude didn't even ask me if I wanted to join their lil members club. WTF! U salty dude cause I'm down with Borders??? Really? Anywho...get one of those books. Pretty good reads. And get it from Barnes and Noble. I think they need you right now.

I saw a big fat ass girl fall across the street from my job on Friday. She deserved it. All them damn colors she had on must have made her gravitational pull greater or sumthing. She had on sum lime green leggings, sum sort of shiny silver-y quilted boot type moccasin(whew..that took a lot outta me), and a black and red plaid jacket. Well, as I was watching her come out of the store, she cross the street and as soon as she made it up on the sidewalk..she kinda...just...gave up. She really didn't fall or trip, she just gave up and went down. She sat there for a second and got her big ass up and went on 'bout her business. This dude standing in the doorway of the Cricket store was laughing at her loud as hell. I wanted to laugh too but with me being a public servant now, I didn't think it was right to laugh at a client.


In her face.
But on here...BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

I guess that's it. I'll entertain any questions you might have. Leave em in the comments.

If Only.....

If only I could touch the hem of his garment. If only.

Holla if you hear me Thunda!

Whooo Lawd! Is this how He's praised now?????

DAMMIT Mo!!!! This is not right! It just ain't right. Ion blame you for wanting to shutting down after this right here.



I wonder if he needs sum fresh music. I like to make **ahem** hits for the Kang. Sing along now lil chil'ren

**Sung to the tune of Hotline by Pretty Ricky**

It's 8 in the morning!
And I'm up getting ready for Sunday School (School)
Oh Jesus!
Jesus is on the Mainline
And he'll always be there for You (you)
Oh Jesus!
Lets sing our praise All Saints
We'll pray for those who aiiiint
Lets talk about his undying love
The blood will wash you white as a dooooove

Okay..okay. I keed I keed...I'm sorry Mo. I couldn't resist. Don't shut down just cause onnnnnne itsy-bitsy incident involving a skrippa pole and the Lawd.

Please..pretty pretty please with sugar on top!!!

Dammit E.B.!! Y'all going to hale for this...

Bwaaaahaaaahaaaaaa!!! Look at my buddy E.B.'s granny!! Aint she gansta y'all?? Hmph..I wish my granny was this cool. Ion thank Grandma Davis would do this. She'd have too many damyum questions about why she gotta ask sumbody to make it juicy for her. LOL!! Imma see if I can get her to sang Ain't I and do the Stanky Leg. Prolly not. But a girl can dream.

grandma

Too Much???

YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG WHILE YOU READ THE POST!!!! IT SETS THE MOOD! LOL!!!



I just had a ignorant convo with sum miscellaneous ass dude over on YKYDAW and basically he said that my bio on here is "too much". What about someone's life constitutes as being "too much"? I mean if that's who I am and I don't mind letting you know, then what's the problem? I posed that same question to dude and he was like "That's too much all at once.". Soooooooo what ur saying is me being me is too much. He's so sick that not only am I mixed...but I like chicks..annnnnd I need meds from time to time. Damn! I can only be one or two at a time. This nicca done put a limit on my life! Ummmm shyt, I be tryna to know more than that about a person. I wish folks would let u know all they biz b4 u have any kind of relationship. Then that way u can choose if u wanna deal with they ass. Maybe that's just the natural nosiness in me.

I feel like folks should stop being who they aren't, and never will be, and start being and owning up to themselves. Being urself is a wonderful thing.

P.S...Thank you City

P.P.S. Only homosexuals spell boy like "boi"...I'm just saying.

Back to my old tricks.....

O.K. I know that I said I was closing down all my social sites. Wellllll, I didn't. I kept one open. Which one u may ask. Nunna yo business! LOL!!!

But check out this lovely right here




Toeman3
Membership: GOLD Member
Last Login: online now
Joined On: December 22, 2008
Age/Gender: 38 year old Man
Location: Windsor , ON Canada
Height: 5'8"
Body Type: Athletic
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Race: Black, Native American
Religion: Spiritual
Languages:
Income: $75-100K
Profession: Transportation
Status: Tell you later

Not so bad. Huh?

Wait for it.....Wait for it.....



Bwaaaaahaaaahaaaa......I see you Canada, I see you!



One more..just cause he is such a beauty



**sanging** And beauty is his naaaaaaaame!

Who in the El DeBarge hell does this dude think he is? It's 2009! CUT THAT SHYT OFFA YO HEAD! Stoney Jackson, my address is 227 looking ass dude. And then he wants folks to know that, "And yes this is my real pic.". I would hope so. Cause I'm so sure aint nobody went trolling the innanet for pics to use on a site and they chose these. I'm straight on all that. I'm going back to sleep now, this nonsense is making my head hurt worse.

Dry as HALE around this camp.....

Y'all miss me yet??

Don't worry. I'm still breathing. Just don't have shyt to really talk about.

I got a new gig working for some government housing program. I'm working in the rental office. Lots of paperwork and coon ass tenants. Had a guy walking around the 2nd floor the other day with a damn gun! I politely hid out in the underground parking area until all was clear.**Please don't tell the crazies in my buildings my hiding spot**

Went to the casino last night with Mr. Smoke and Mirrors, the dynamic duo(Toya and Ronica), and Ronica's cuz Nikki. We were attempting to go to the wack ass comedy show but, when we got there it was sold out. So off to give the damn indians my money. It wasn't so bad. I pretty much broke even. Le sigh..... I did see my cuz in the casino. She was mugging the hale outta me. I think she was mad cause I don't really talk to her much anymore and I was out(looking hawt to def)without her. I'm not mad at her or nuthing. She just was having to many problems and I can't always sit there and listen to folks complaints about their fucked up situations. I have my own. So I told her I'm taking a break. It's been about 2 months now. And I'm still taking a break.

Quick updates

I cut my hair some more
Lil Boy done went bonkers(more on that later)
I'm still not talking to the chick that was fooling around with Lil Boy's pappy
I think that I have lost my best friend to her new guy(more on that later)
I've been dating an **ahem** older gentleman


That's it..I guess...I'll come back sometime this week and share a lil more.

Oh yeah. This is totally off subject but, Chris Brown handed Rihanna the foo-flops! When will chicks learn to stay outta dudes phones???? Jealousy is a mutha phucka...mmmmmmmm....mmmmmmmm